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Society #6

January 6th, 2008 · No Comments

September 2006

Raymie wants to move to Montreal and eat chocolate croissants every morning and get chubby. My grandfather Bob is such a regular at the ice cream stand that all he has to do is show up, say nothing, and they serve him a medium sized chocolate milkshake.

Justin Torez wrote the theme song of our elementary school, I never knew that. Eva played scattergories with an Icelandic boy and they made up the rules as they went along, but the Icelandic didn’t think it was fair because English isn’t his first language and meanwhile, Ted fell asleep. He was tired.

Wei acquired a sunflower big as a baby. She wore shiny pink shorts that cost a dollar from the market. On days when it is sunny and Doug is outside, he always feels like it is noon all day long. Evinn hates the garbage bags at Taco Jon’s.

Jeffrey used to hide in the dryer when he was little. Abby’s family hung their clothes to dry outside on the line and once, a bird tried to build a nest in one of her pockets. Joel got a piece of driftwood in the mail. Scott won the corn on the cob eating contest.

Rachel Lee grew the tiniest tomatoes I’ve ever seen in my life; they were no bigger than a cat’s pupil and super-brite red with an itty-bitty green cap. Albert arranged 13 of them in a circle on my desk. Patti ate 5 spring rolls (in one sitting).

~M.N.

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