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Society #9

January 9th, 2008 · No Comments

December 2006

There was a big yellow feather lying in the middle of the road. There was no immediate reason for such a big yellow feather to be in the middle of the road. Dave and Rich were riding on a trolley in Chicago when they saw a guy in a gorilla suit. They invited the gorilla on the train and shared a drink with him.

When Dan cleaned out his mother’s basement, he found 8 vacuum cleaners, all in disrepair. Abby’s sister Kate broke the motor in her vacuum cleaner when she sucked up a pair of underpants. Ola and her friend once tied down large artwork canvasses to the top of their car, with soccer socks tied together. (Her friend was a soccer coach).

My Father baked me a grape pie, and delivered it to me in a brown grocery bag, wrapped in saran wrap, but without any pie plate. When I finally made it home, the pie was flat as a puddle. Maggie touched the real Emancipation Proclamation.

Red from Austin (Texas) had an allergy attack and tried to fix himself with multiple hot toddies. Victor from Toledo (Spain), likes pancakes, a lot. Diana from Savannah (Georgia) likes to drink maple syrup right out of the bottle.

Kelli likes Linda Ronstadt. Tony likes Phil Collins. Leann and Brian like Bob Seger. (all their early stuff, of course) There is a prep-cook at Flower City Diner named Michael Jackson.

~ M.N.

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