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Society #34

March 1st, 2009 · 1 Comment

February 2009

Recently I was watching Antonella tying her shoes, and she appeared to be having issues. Then she said, “I seem to have tied my shoelaces into my scarf by accident.” While driving to her home in Nashville, Kelli Shay encountered a porta-potty in the middle of the road. The door was wide open. Her friend Kyle now works at Sony and says that he gets free root beer at work.

After an office bet, Emily’s husband counted his own sneezes over the course of a year and chronicled each sneeze in a little pocket notebook. Guess how many times he sneezed? 4,211 times. Emily’s daughter accidentally prank phoned her own house at 3 in the morning. Kate knows this guy from around town and said that she once saw him at an Alice Cooper concert, and that he was sporting a live snake around his neck for the show.

Nate went to the Navajo Farmer’s market in Albuquerque, New Mexico in 1991 and there, he bought his first pair of Zubaz. Jennifer and Phil made a bus-driver in Transylvania pull over to the side of the road in order to purchase farm-stand raspberries. When it snows outside in Sweden, Anja likes to drink hot chocolate and look out the window.

Craig spent time working on a goat farm in New Mexico and worked with this lady named Nancy who drove trucks until she realized her true calling was goats. I have tried some of her goat cheese, and it is very tasty. Sarah Bay has a business she likes to call the Pinata Lab where she makes fancy pinatas. She has made pinatas in the shape of owls, turkeys, deer and devils…which are then systematically demolished by whiffle ball bats.

Abby fell asleep while I was talking to her on the phone. Three times in a row.

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1 response so far ↓

  • 1 olga // Mar 18, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    wake up, abby!

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