Doug said someone fell asleep with their arm around a turtle at Rich’s house. Rich is planning a birthday for Charles Darwin. Even though Emily’s dog ate her boots, she bought brand new ones. This time, she sprayed them with pepper spray so the dog wouldn’t eat them again. She tested the taste of pepper spray for effectiveness. She confirms that it tastes “yucky.”
Nate found a case of beer in front of his house at 3am and thought it was magic. A squirrel left a piece of bread in the mailbox at Abby’s house. Jessica Lee found a slice of pizza stuck on her window this summer. Megha has been eating wolf berries. Gabriel’s favorite type of music is cartoon music.
Kelli Hicks has legally changed her last name to Hix. It’s a long story. Ola wrote Nick a myspace message offering him her old yellow curtains. That was five months ago, and Nick only checked this month. This is regrettable because he really wants curtains. Not to keep the sun out, but to keep the cold out.
Someone borrowed my Michael Chapman record and never returned it, but I can’t remember who I loaned it to. I still have John’s Jordan Belson DVD, but I’ll return it soon. Did you know that Snuffleupagus has a first name? It’s Aloysius.
Otto wore a fur cap and a yellow sweatshirt . Herman lost his hat. Apparently there is a feather in it. Maggie went to spain with her mom. Marcus is learning to play poker.